Carly Catastrophe











{December 26, 2007}   Reasons why she’s ugly

One of the worst things about a break up is that it can turn you into a shallow petty bitch. One of those girls you hate. Because, as much fun as it is to make of your ex, it’s much more fun to make fun of his new conquest. I’m not quite sure why. Probably because girls are better at judging girls. And your friends have an arsenal of things to say about this new girl. Mostly different reasons why she’s ugly. Of course, you all agree she’s most likely a bitch and stupid too but, you don’t know her so you can only assume. And forĀ  some reason, this makes you feel better. But why? If she’s as ugly and bitchy and stupid as you all say she is, then what does that say about you? And why do you hate her so much? What did she do? You should want to help her. Call her up and say “Hey, just so you know, this is exactly the breed of asshole he is.” Maybe if one of his exes had call you up, you wouldn’t have stayed with him. But, you know that’s not true. You would have been angry. You would have told her something along the lines of ” You’re just jealous. You couldn’t give him what he needs. I can. Get over him.” And maybe that’s why you hate her. Because she’s blind to who he is. She’s stupid and giving a bad name to women everywhere. Because only a year ago, her stupidity was your stupidity.

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